first class liar: Archive

Feb 27th

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Chair: Guys remember that time Blair and Chuck had sex on the piano?
Dair: haha, yeah remember when he sold her for a hotel?
Chair: Hmm?
Dair: LOLLLL oh or when he called her a whore
Chair: Well I mean he apologized he-
Dair: hahaha or that time he said "Is that it or were you just going to tell me you love me again."
Dair: lulz or when he slept with Jenny after thinking Blair left him for not even a day
Dair: hahahhh who can forget their cute pet names. Like when he called her a "wet horse"
Dair: lmao or when he vowed to ruin her life
Chair: right but, they were really romantic after that for a while
Dair: yeah you're right he only assaulted her once
Dair: good times. remember how he convinced her no one else could ever love her for what she is. Or what she had become. 
Chair: but.. piano sex.
Dair: valid